Moyles..TutTut !!

HelloHello again! Yes, as promised here is the second installment of today, after I never posted a blog yesterday!

So, after spending the eve with some friends, swimming, chilling and watching a DVD, I have just got back and decided to read the News Of The World which we buy every Sunday Lol..Don't know why really, just do haha trashy Sunday read and not too hard on the brain I guess !!

Anyway, I was flicking through and, despite most of the pages being full of the gossip, pics and even the results (annoyingly, seeing as it's not on TV til 19th!!!) of the British Soap Awards last night, I found a story which did make me laugh!

Chris Moyles. BBC Radio 1 DJ. 36-years-old and no stranger to controversy! He is now in the papers for making fat jokes about Beth Ditto! He has previously been in papers for insulting celebs such as Nicola Roberts, Will Young and for saying that Polish people make good prostitutes?!

He may not be the most shy of guys but he has a great sense of humour, one which not a lot of people get. Obviously!!

Anyway, he was in the papers today for insulting Beth Ditto..On Wednesday morning, he had just finished his show and was handing over to Fearne Cotton, whose show starts at 10am..There was a joke going around about how if Chris dressed in womens clothes he would look like Beth, Fearne said she loves Beth and Chris responded with 'I love her too but she's so fat she has got her own postcode!'

He then went on to insult her some more, saying typical fat jokes such as:

"I'm not saying Beth Ditto's fat but her blood type is ragu."
When she goes to KFC and orders a bucket, and they say which one, she says the one on the roof."
She was baptised at SeaWorld. People jog around her for exercise. Her cereal box comes with its own lifeguard."
She got on the scales the other day and it said, 'To be continued'."

These are all 'fat' jokes which have done the rounds for years, people say them all the time, they're in joke books etc. Just because it is a Celeb saying it about another Celeb it gets in the papers...4 days after it was said!!

I actually heard this as I was listening to the radio at the time, I remember laughing!

I mean, I don't condone bullying but I think he was just trying to be funny..He was having a laugh..
I'm not sure Beth would have heard this or seen it that way, maybe she would..

I mean, she has always been one to embrace her curves..highlighting the 'big is beautiful' and appearing naked on the front of a magazine..She may have found it funny. Maybe not. But I'm sure the papers and magazines will be on hand when, or if, she decides to respond to Chris' jibes!

Anyway, it's probably a storm in a teacup, he'll be made to apologise and it'll all blow over. One things for sure though, Chris will never be far from controversy..and thats why some people love him! I mean, surely people are allowed to have a laugh!?

Obviously, Chris himself is only a little smaller than Beth, so he can take the mick all he likes..

After all, People can respond by saying the same things about him now can't they!! Im sure he will laugh and have a quick comeback!!

So, on that note I will leave it there..I'm off to sleep, can barely keep my eyes open! Has been a long weekend!!

Right, Until Tomorrow xx

Cowell..

So, first of all I'm so sorry I forgot to post last night! I got in from work later than I thought and was not feeling so good so literally went straight to sleep haha fun Saturday night!!

Anyway, after spending the day yesterday and most of the morning today filming for my video report I didn't really get the chance to read or hear any celeb news from yesterday...Especially with the Election and the whole Hung Parliament dominating the news!!

However, I did read Heat online this morning and discovered this picture of Mr Simon Cowell...So, thought it could be my 'Funny Celeb Pic of the Day/Week'... (Anyone who, like me, is into Britains got Talent and thinks it's goood Sat Night TV will have probably have seen him make this face!) During Britains got Talent last night, there was an act on called the 'Chippendoubles' who came on stage dressed as Monks and white face masks, looked rather sinister and then began to dance and reveal themselves to be the doubles of certain celebs!! They included Ricky Gervais, Gordon Ramsay and even Simon himself which was funny! Anyway, I saw the photo on Heat online and watched the act on stage and thought it was funny!!

Simon Cowell is a massive showbiz name, being in charge of X Factor, American Idol and BGT..He is quitting American Idol and launching X Factor over in the USA which should be brilliant! Anyway, that's my 'Funny Celeb Photo of the Day/Week', may not be absolutely hilarious but funny all the same!!

So, Until Tonight, when I will make up for not writing a post yesterday and give you double the celeb fun tonight!!

xxx

Is it a girl?

So, it's official, we have woken up today to a Hung Parliament...Who knows what will happen next..Theres talk and speculation of a coalition between two of the parties and even talk that David Cameron wants Gordon to resign..But, like I said, it's speculation and for now we have a hung parliament!!

Anyway, onto the Celebs...Because of the Election taking up so much news time, and quite rightly too, I haven't really heard that much celeb news today..
So I decided to visit a newspaper online, today was Daily Mail!! One of the stories suggests that Dannii Minogues Boyfriend and father - to - be, Kris Smith was on a TV show in Australia and when asked about impending fatherhood said 'There have been a few sleepless nights, but it will all be worth it to see her beautiful face!'..Prompting speculation that His and Dannii's baby will be a girl! They both know the sex of the baby and are keeping it underwraps, which is always nice for a celeb to do, keep some things private.

I mean they have the right to remain private in anything they want and not have is broadcast on reality shows or in the magazines!

Too many celebs these days are too fame hungry and just want to be on TV and in the papers all the time, so will sell anything they can about themselves and accidently be on a beach looking immaculate in a bikini and be 'shocked' that there is a paparazzi person nearby so that there picture will be in a low-rent magazine the nest day haha!!

Anyway, back to Dannii and Kris, I'm so happy for Dannii that she is going to be a mum..I just can't believe that throughout the whole of the X Factor live shows she was pregnant, as she announced her pregnancy January when she was past the three month mark! It's amazing no one picked up on it during the shows, I mean I'm sure she was getting morning sickness and random cravings!! But, yes, I'm very happy for her, in fact, I follow her on Twitter and she is always saying how happy she is and excited she is that she will be a mum in 2 months time, which is lovely!


So, I will leave you in the knowledge that Dannii and Kris may be having a girl..Or it may be a boy..I mean, obviously, it can only be one or the other!!

Good Luck to them :)

Right, I'll let you get back to your daily business and watch even more extended election coverage if you so wish! If not then have a good night anyway!!

Until Tomorrow x

Danny..Dire?!

Soo, today is Thursday 6th May and that is ... Election Day! Hope you have all cast your votes!! I have no idea what will happen..Obviously! At the time of writing this they are saying that the Libdems may form a coalition with Labour and that there may be a Hung Parliament because Conservative are 19 short of a majority..Anyway, We'll just have to wait and see. How exciting!?

Anyway, On to Celeb Story of the day....

Well, I was listening to Radio 1 on the way in to college this morning and, as well as 'ColdFingers!! (hilarious made up quiz they did today !!) They did the entertainment news and said that Danny Dyer was in trouble because in his advice column in Zoo Magazine, he reportedly advised a man to 'cut his ex's face so no one else will want her' Lovely. He claims he was largely misquoted and Zoo magazine claim it was a production error!! He says it was taken out of context, he was probably trying to be funny! Not the right way to go about it, but then again, it is Zoo magazine..Hardly the magazine to say you're offended by the content!!

What made me laugh is on the Showbiz news they had the producer of Dannys new film, of which the premiere was last night, who spoke about this story (As Danny refused to do any interviews, he went to the premiere obviously, but was too upset to speak to paps!) Anyway, the producer spoke of the story and said something along the lines of 'It's a horrible misquote for anyone, but especially for a gentleman like Danny, who is one of the top actors in the UK' Ahem, not sure if I should comment there! I didn't even know he was an actor!! He did a documentary.. Danny Dyers deadliest men and something on UFOs for a show on Sky last I saw, when he was being interviewed by Loose Women and flirting outrageously haha, so, yeah didn't even know he was an actor!!

So, Danny Dyer and his mis-quoted comment in his Zoo advice column.. Haha, just looked on his IMDB profile and discovered he has, in fact, been in many a film and has many a film coming out..Not seen one of them, although maybe there not my type of film, too much fighting I think!!

Anyway, After that little story provided by Danny Dyer and Zoo Magazine, I shall leave you with the Election..Are you watching BBC, ITV, CH4, Sky News coverage!? Or are you just watching EastEnders or Celebrity Juice!!

Whatever you are doing I shall leave it there and say..

Until Tomorrow x

Jed..Good?!

Haha, So X Factor contestants Jedward (You have to remember there X Factor audition.. He's John, I'm Edward and together we are...John and Edward..So Funny!!) are trying to 'shake up' there career..or lack of..By being involved in the revival of the Shake N Vac adverts online remake...

Yes, was in the papers recently that the Shake N Vac Ads will be back and they are involved in the online side of things, recording the remake of the official adverts song...GoodTimes?!

Haha, who knows..Jedward were famous for there big hair, naff song and dance numbers (So bad they were brilliant!! ,No, Just me!! Ahem, sorry!!)
As well as for getting so far in the X Factor contest last year, so far, in fact that viewers were 'outraged' when Lucie Jones was voted off instead of them!!

Although, when they finished on X Factor, Louis Walsh..their Mentor..Promised it wouldn't be the end of Jedward and they would be on the music scene with their songs!! He promised that 'little kids love them!!'

Well, they were on the NTAs awards earlier this year and sang/rapped Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby) with Vanilla Ice...Soo bad it was good. Cringeworthy but really funny and they had a good time..that's the main thing!!

Anyway, look out for them online in the remake of the Shake N Vac Ads..And also, Thursday Nights on Celebrity Juice..With Keith Lemon, Holly Willoughby and Fearne Cotton (Pretty good show actually!!) Jedward are in 'Is Jedwards Quiff bigger than'..and 'JedWould or JedWOuldn't? Pretty good!!

So, Celeb Goss for today..Jedward...Not sure if theyre celebs yet, but with their notorious quiffs, hilariously interesting insights in the world and their advert and TV appearances..Don't think we'll be forgetting them in a hurry!!

Right, Night everyone and

Until Tomorrow xx

Team Andre...

Soo, today, after being in college for the day in Shorthand and Video Reporting and realising that I have two more Video Reporting lectures to complete my video for the module ... and not able to film until Saturday..Along with an exam in News Writing next Tues so that cancels our Video lecture next week...So, really, one lecture of VR to get my Video started and finished in...AGH..Pressure, much!? HaHa..Along with 3 weeks to complete my magazine and case study, take a shorthand exam, the aforementioned news exam and begin the PA assignment which we have just got...Lots of work!! Oh well, it IS a degree course...I am a Second Year...All Par for the Course!! Just lots of work, little time and stressss!!!

Anyway, after getting back from college, I picked up New! magazine from the shop and flicked through it, as there isn't really much reading, I just tend to look at the pics and read the interesting columnists and interviews!!

So, yes, I was flicking through the magazine and I found Peter Andres column ( or 2 pages!!), which is his weekly column and I like reading this as he seems so genuine and nice, truthful and honest as well!!

After reading all about his holiday and his children I came across something he said which could, actually, be quite something...

Peter Andre has landed his own TV Chat Show...The 5'0Clock Show, on Channel 4..Taking over the Time slot from Paul O Grady!! He won't be presenting every show, every day, every week, like Paul..However, he will be presenting a lot while sharing the slot with some other presenters!!
When Paul was off from his show last year, Peter filled in for his show and, surprisingly, (I think for many people, after witnessing his 'chat show' with his ex-wife on ITV2!!!) he was reallly quite good!!

He was funny, at ease and good at what he did..As well as this show, he is also entertainment presenter for This Morning, as well as presenting the show a few times with Kate Thornton...Something, again which he is rather good at! So, I look forward to him beginning this show and doing something different.. It's nice to see him doing so well, with his tour, solo album, reality show, perfume and now this presenting job..It's good to see him in the papers and magazines for something other than arguing with his ex wife and being slagged off by her!!

Good Luck to him, We'll soon see how he fares in this new job of his!

Anyway, thats the Celeb Story of the day, one I stumbled across and was really surprised and intrigued with...We'll see what happens!!

So, Until Tomorrow

Ghostly Goings on.Update!!

So..A few posts ago I wrote about how Katie Price (otheriwse known as Jordan) had become convinced that she had a ghost in her house and called in psychic Sally Morgan to find out if it was true, who, on Katies show "What Katie Did Next", discovered that there was in fact a ghost in her house!!

Anyway, today, The Sun has reported that, she called in another Celeb Psychic, this time, Russell Grant who discovered that the ghost that is living in Katies house and causing her so much fear, is the ghost of a former nurse who, apparently, was forced out of the house because it was sold or she was sacked from the building..

The report goes on to say that Russell believes that the nurse is a 'good' ghost and there are no reasons to fear that she will harm Katie or her family..
He also goes so far as to suggest that Katie could have subconsciously moved in to the house because of the nurse ghost who is watching over them and looking after Harvey, Katies 7-year-old son who is autistic and partially sighted...Phew!!

Well, Im sure your days are made so much better with the knowledge that Katie Price has finally found out whether there is a ghost in her house...Even though she is still selling her house!

Although Russell didn't want to allow the ghost to 'pass on' to her new pastures, instead opting for her to stay put, because she is a good ghost and will look after the occupants!!


You know what to do now if you fear that you are living with a ghost, good or bad..

Call Russell Grant or Sally Morgan..They'll sort you out!! Proper Ghostbusters!!

Anyway, Thats it for today, we'll see what tomorrow can bring with the Top 3 Stories from Heat Magazine..

Until Tomorrow

xx